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Introducing Anna from University of Miami via Westport CT.   Okay this is as borderline as it gets with our local smokeshow of the day thing.  I mean Westport is hanging on by a thread to New England.    But this chick had two things that put her over the edge.  First she is hot as balls.  Second is that she’s a Stoolie.   Done and done.  

PS – Is there any greater risk reward scenario than being a red head.  You’re either smoking hot or you look like somebody smashed you in the face with a frying pan. There is no in-between.   And yes I love the picture of Anna giving the “U” symbol.   Sexy as fuck.

I defy anybody to find me a hotter smokeshow this week than Anna.    If you do there may be a free shirt in it for you.  Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

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SANFORD, Fla. -- Police busted a "Girls Gone Wild" party at a Sanford bar on Friday.  It happened at The Barn, and some patrons said the party got out of control. "All night long, the bouncer and the bar said, 'Show your boobs. Free T-shirts for the boobs,'" Christopher Cummings said.  Partygoers said the bar and a "Girls Gone Wild" crew told women to bare their chests and rear ends inside a VIP room.  With cameras rolling, women got a free shirt if they complied, but four women who allegedly exposed themselves also got a trip to the Seminole County Jail.  "I got a T-shirt, and I went downstairs to do a dance, and I got pulled off the dance floor by police and brought outside," Katherine Ginnoble said.  Police said that when Ginnoble and three other women exposed themselves, they violated an adult-entertainment ordinance in the city.  "You can't have any nudity in the city, and these women exposed themselves," Sanford Police Department Sgt. David Morganstern said.  But Ginnoble contended it was all a trap.  "I was just having a good time. I didn't think I was going to get in trouble for it," Ginnoble said.

I’m not even exaggerating when I say this is the grossest miscarriage of justice in the history of modern civilization.   Listen if the cops wanted to arrest somebody they should have arrested the owners of the bar or the crew of Girls Gone Wild.   Or how about shutting down the VIP room instead of sitting there like snakes in the grass waiting for chicks to start acting like sluts.   I mean how were these girls supposed to know this was against the law?   It’s like walking into a massage parlor and seeing a happy ending on the menu.   You just got to assume the place has a permit for hand jobs.   It’s not the customer’s responsibility to be Johnny Law School.   And more importantly is this really the message that we really want to send to our nation’s youth?  That you need to check your rulebook before showing your tits or sucking cock for a free t-shirt?    All the police did was weaken a country today. 

BOSTON -- A Boston man was arrested Friday, accused of assaulting and groping passengers on a Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority trolley. MBTA police said they were called to the Coolidge Corner MBTA stop in Brookline at about 10:15 p.m. Friday for a report that a man assaulted several people on a trolley car.   One woman told MBTA police that a man, later identified as Carlos Delacruz, put his hand on her buttocks as she rode the C Line trolley. The woman's boyfriend told Delacruz to get away from her, and the couple reported the incident to an MBTA employee. Another woman told police that Delacruz touched her repeatedly in the shoulder. When a man stepped between them, the man said Delacruz "violently" pushed him in the chest, according to the police report.  MBTA police said Delacruz kicked and screamed obscenities when they tried to take him into custody.

Well taking the Green Line might literally be the worst form of transportation in the country. I don't think anyone would even argue that. But it's gotta be even worse when some ugly dude is grabbing your ass.  Somebody double check my math here, but I think Green Line + Groped by an Ugly Dude = Worst Commute of All Time. I mean if you’re a chick, you want to at least get groped by a decent looking guy right?   I would think most chicks would be rooting for that, in fact.  Anyway, this is another law suit waiting to happen. Thank God for the fucking bake sale.

Boston.com - Banana bread, chocolate chip cookies, vanilla sprinkle cake, and apple pie will be hawked on the State House steps this afternoon to raise money for a needy cause. The MBTA. Transit advocates are holding a bake sale for the Massachusetts Bay Transportation Authority.  Organizers acknowledge that bake sale is a gimmick to highlight the MBTA's $8 billion in debt and interest payments. Technically, organizers admit, they cannot sell things to raise money for the agency. They will, however, accept donations and hand out baked goods."The T has a ridiculous deficit that they are trying to manage," said Lee Matsueda, president of the T Riders Union, which is campaigning against service cuts or fare hikes. "We want to bring attention to that deficit and show that public transit riders are doing their part."Transportation Secretary James A. Aloisi Jr. is expected to stop by the bake sale, which is scheduled to begin at 3:30 p.m., rain or snow.

Fuck me.  Why didn’t I think of this first!    A bake sale is just what the Stool needs!   Because while the MBTA has somehow managed to accumulate an 8 billion dollar debt through some of the worst mismanagement of money in the history of civilization, I’ve managed to piss all my money away gambling.   It’s kind of the same thing when you think about it.    And what better way to ask the public to bail your ass out then holding a bake sale?    It’s fucking brilliant.   I can dress up all my barstool girls in slutty little outfits and you get a kiss with a cookie.  It worked in the Revenge of the Nerds so I’m sure it would work for me.  I just hope the everybody isn’t all bakesaled out by the time I get this organized.  

I don’t know what is more embarrassing here.  The fact that Chubs wore a Lebron James shirt to the game and then tried to slap Paul Pierce five after the Celtics won or the fact that his dad let him wear this shirt in the first place.    I mean obviously his father is some sort of big wheel at cracker factory to get those seats right?   So how about showing a little respect and making your kid wear a Celtics jersey when he’s sitting in the front row behind the bench?  Is that too much to ask? Seriously this is disgusting.   And hey fat kid.  You can’t have your cake and eat it too.  You want to be a Cavs fan?  That's cool but sit there and shut up when you get your ass handed to you.  The whole situation makes me want to puke. It's bad parenting 101.

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LATimes - This was entertaining. I stopped by L.A. Southwest College this week to spend some time on the set of "Pros vs. Joes," the Spike TV show airing in April that pits retired NFL and NBA players against so-called everyday Joes in various football and basketball skills challenges.  I watched former NFL players Rich Gannon, Priest Holmes and Adam "Pacman" Jones play in a three-on-three football game -- with helmets and shoulder pads -- against three no-name competitors. One of the better collisions was one at the goal line between Jones and a "Joe" named Dan Adams, a 5-foot-10 sales rep from Boston who played linebacker at Holy Cross. He set an NCAA single-game record with a staggering 21 solo tackles against Colgate. Anyway, Adams stuck Jones at the goal line, jarring loose the football. It was pretty funny, because Jones had been talking trash to that point, referring to Adams as "Waterboy." A few minutes after the hit, the two exchanged punches and had to be separated. "He hit me 10 yards out of bounds, kind of a cheap shot," Adams said. "I couldn't sit there and not retaliate. You've got to have some pride and dignity."

Wait a minute.  Pacman Jones is already on Pros Vs. Joes?  Don’t you have to be retired to be on that shit?  That’s got to be a record or something.   Either way good for Dan Adams for standing up for himself.  Hey Pacman, this isn’t the NFC East or some stripper you’re dealing with anymore.  Nobody pushes a Masshole around and gets away with it.    Not in Faneuil Hall, not at Waterworks and certainly not on Pros Vs. Joes.  

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So my favorite bitch (Jessica Biel) made a guest appearance on SNL this weekend as Jessica Rabbit and instantly launched one of the great debates of our generation.  I’m obviously talking about whether her ass was corked or not?  At first I was like no way that shit can be real.   But after looking at it longer I’m beginning to think she may be clean.   I mean Biel has big time booty to begin with and the way she is thrusting it out makes me think it could be legit.    I’ve included a Jessica Biel ass retrospective to try and give people something to go on before they vote.   So do your homework because this isn’t a decision to take lightly.

Vote 1 for she stuffed her ass and 10 for she did it naturally.

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I have an announcement to make.  Michael Jackson has finally helped me quit gambling for ever.   Yup after getting crushed yet again this week I had the worst nightmare of all time last night.   It was Michael Jackson from this press conference telling me that “This is It” in terms of me gambling. He was fucking screaming at me.  Needless to say I was petrified.   Listen I’ve had nightmares before.  I’ve lost countless hours of sleep agonizing over my gambling losses.  But every time I wake up I forget about it and start all over again.   Not this time.  Not with this image of Michael Jackson in my head.   He’s finally scared me straight.  So from the bottom of my heart I say thank you MJ.  Thank you for being such a fucking freak show that you actually made me piss myself and quit gambling for ever.    This is truly it!   Vios Con Dios Brah!   I’m a reformed man.

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NORTH BERWICK, Maine — The supervisor of the town's transfer station has been ordered to undergo sensitivity training after he made comments of a sexual nature to a female co-worker regarding her and her daughter, according to an internal investigation by Town Manager Dwayne Morin. Morin found the comments made by the supervisor, Richard Anderson of Sanford, to employee Joey Allen were "absolutely unacceptable," but said they were made with "benign intentions."  Allen cited a July 16, 2008 incident, when her college-age daughter visited her at work. "As I was hugging her I noticed Richard Anderson leering up and down her body in a disgusting, perverted manner," Allen, 46, said. "After she left, (Anderson) came to me and said in a low tone so no one else could hear, I'd like to do the mother AND the daughter." She also cited a November 2008 incident, when she and other transfer station employees were planning a holiday party. Anderson said he would not attend because if he got drunk, he would "be all over" her.Allen made another complaint that Anderson made her feel "dirty" by raising concerns about how she hugged some residents who came into the transfer station. Morin found Anderson's concerns were "justified." "As your supervisor, it is Mr. Anderson's responsibility to insist that you stop engaging in such behavior," Morin wrote. Allen told Foster's Anderson acted jealous whenever she hugged a resident. She said she didn't think hugging people is an inappropriate gesture.

God damn feminists.  They wouldn’t know a “benign” sexual harassment comment if it slapped them across the face.   Seriously it’s a sad day in Maine when you can’t even tell a girl that you want to “do her and her daughter” without it becoming a federal investigation.   I mean did this chick really think she could just run around the town dump hugging the shit out of people and her boss wouldn’t hit on her?   Give me a break.  Everybody knows the rules of being a chick in the workforce are hard and fast.   If you don’t want to guys to make a pass at you then you need to make yourself look ugly or just don’t talk to people ever.  If you break either one of these two golden rules then expect to get harassed.     I thought everybody knew that.   I mean I knew it.  The Maine Town Manger knew it.   So I don’t know why this chick didn’t.

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After Thursday's post-trade deadline dud against the lowly Coyotes, the Bs had a pair of weekend games against Original Six foes that gave them the opportunity to right their not-so-smooth-sailing ship. And after Saturday's wildly entertaining, Mark Recchi-infused 5-3 win over the Blackhawks (and their classy visiting fans), the Bruins had an opportunity for a weekend sweep that would get their game and confidence back on track. But back-up Manny Fernandez, who had been stellar up until his last win two months ago, continued to look shakier than a 90-year-old guy in a meat locker.
 
Giving up three U-G-L-Y goals in yesterday's 4-3 loss to the Rangers in a MSG matinee in which he appeared to get worse as the game wore on, Fernandez' play of late makes you wonder if he's hurt, if his head is elsewhere, or if the Bruins might soon tell him he has the 'Ristuccia flu' and place him on IR until he's better. Whatever the case, his play nullified a gallant 3rd period comeback to tie the game and left the Bruins pointless on the day.

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Stan Van Gundy insists you can throw a cupcake into his mouth from that distance

With Rondo out with a sprained ankle, KG out with a knee injury, Tony Allen out with knees apparently held together with scotch tape and chewing gum, and the Fat Boys- Scals and Big Baby- sidelined with high cholesterol, the Celtics dropped a somewhat important game to the Orlando Magic at home yesterday afternoon. While the victory against the Cavs on Friday mostly made up for it, considering the Celtics now own that tiebreaker (when combined with division record), it made us tremble in fear at the prospect of Stephon Marbury leading this team for any period of time during the stretch run. True, the head-tattooed, intern-in-the-back-of-a-truck sexing malcontent has not played any mindgames that we know about since he said that he would "let his game speak for itself" regarding backing up Rajon. However, his strategy should probably not include letting his game speak for itself. Bad strategy. Starbury was -14 for the game, with 3 turnovers against just 1 assist in 21 minutes. It was not a good display. He piloted the C's to an awful first quarter, and he was matched up against defensive dynamo Rafer Alston- a player who six years ago wouldn't even be allowed to be the designated car-starter in Stephon's posse. I will still give Stephon some time to get back into things, I guess, but between this and getting repeatedly stripped at halfcourt by Will Bynum, I am less than impressed.

On the good side, Gabe Pruitt played 2 minutes and early reports are that he wasn't completely shitfaced at the time. I would say that he had the worst-timed DUI in NBA history, but then I remembered that Eric Musselman, coach of the Sacramento Kings, got busted for a DUI during the preseason of his first year with the team. This also came after Rick Adelman was fired after 8 consecutive winning seasons and right before the city voted on a ballot initiative to build a new stadium. Musselman never got control of the Kings and the team has sucked ever since. Now, Musselman has a blog. Awesome. By comparison, Gabe's DUI doesn't look that bad, but if he gets more than 2 mpg the rest of the way, I will be shocked.

The bad news, going forward, is that the Celtics will have the worst bench perhaps in NBA history until we get some of our boys back. The good news is that, similar to the Gabe Pruitt DUI situation, there are teams that are much, much worse than the Celtics even with KG, Rondo, Scals, Tony Allen, and Big Baby out. The main foreseeable problem is that every one of the Celtics' remaining post players is foul prone. We all know about Perk's foul woes, but Big Baby had 5 fouls in 15 minutes before getting hurt, Powe fouled out in 30 minutes, and Mikki Moore had 3 fouls in 15 minutes. Now with Big Baby out and Mikki presumably taking his minutes, you have what- Bill Walker playing the 5, with Paul Pierce at the 4!? Doc will have to get pretty creative. Maybe he will install this offense. I am now reconsidering my dismissal of Gabe Pruitt.... does he have any post game?

The Celtics have the Miami Heat on Wednesday. Doc had better get that Grinnell College offense humming by Tuesday night. Prediction: Celtics 176, Heat 175. Eddie House scores 90 points on 30 three-pointers.

- Blog by BP at I Heart Celtics

Cincinnati .com- "I live in a house in the off-season. I live in a house in Cincinnati during the season,” says Reds pitcher Bronson Arroyo. But for six weeks during spring training, Arroyo lives aboard his boat, Nasty Hook, moored at Marina Jack in Sarasota Bay, Fla.  Arroyo has lived on the boat during spring training for the past three seasons. Barefoot, dressed in jeans and a Key West T-shirt, the affable free spirit he sits strumming his guitar in the fading sunlight.  “Being out here at the dock every night, it’s so peaceful. You sit out here and listen to the birds and have dinner as you wind down from the day,” he says. Why live on a boat? “It’s a different feel than you would get living anywhere on land,” Arroyo says. Arroyo eats, sleeps and entertains aboard the Nasty Hook (baseball argot for a good curve ball.) It’s a SeaRay Sundancer 48, technically a sport yacht because it has autopilot capability, but it’s not Trump-size vessel. Capt. Tony Acosta, a lifelong friend who grew up with Arroyo in the Florida Keys, “makes this thing go and makes sure we always get back to port,” Arroyo says.

Fucking Bronson Arroyo!    Say whatever you want about this dude, but the guy knows how to party.   I mean sure playing the Northeastern dorms was cool, but that doesn’t hold a candle to this.     Because if I’ve said it once I’ve said it a million times.  There are three things that make a party tick.   Boats, bikinis and a shirtless Pedro Martinez.  Then mix in some Bronson Arroyo cover tunes and suddenly you have a Spring Training orgy like you only see in the movies.   You got to give Bronson his due.  He knows how to keeps the ladies wet….

(thanks to busted coverage for sending pictures)

Tits and golf don't go together, unless you're a plastic surgeon or Phil Mickelson. But here at the Stool your Uncle Buck has spent the past several weeks putting together what is undoubtedly the most comprehensive list of the hottest women in the world of Professional Golf. From Pros to announcers to wives and girlfriends, they're all here.

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