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Hot High School Trainer Busted For Sucking Teenage Cock
LAtimes - Orange County Sheriff's Department says it arrested Hope Jacoby, 23, on suspicion of engaging in sex acts with an underage boy. She has worked with athletes at the school for a year. An athletic trainer at Tustin High School has been arrested on suspicion of engaging in unlawful sex acts with a student at the school, an Orange County sheriff's spokesman said Wednesday. Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino. Sheriff's deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.
I’ve been getting pounded with emails regarding this story for the past 48 hours. I was hoping Jerry would pull himself away from his fucking family for one second and cover this for us, but apparently he is too busy being a “good father” on Christmas. Dude get your priorities straight Jerry! Smut first. Family 2nd. I mean a blowjob face like this waits for nobody!
Anyway can you imagine the line at Tustin High School trainers table of kids waiting to get their ankles taped and their dick sucked before games? Seriously I'd be pulling my groin like it was going out of style. My only question is why did this chick get arrested? Doesn't the 2nd amendment or one of those other useless amendments specifically protect hot trainers who love to suck cock? I mean if the Constitution doesn't protect hot sluts then what's the point of even having it in the first place? And yes I think this goes without saying. The first person to get us a picture of the “text message” of her sucking down some pole wins a free barstool hat. It’s the least we can do! Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year indeed!
Just your average bisexual, cock worshiping , hug loving slut according to Hope's Myspace Page
-kudos to Busted Coverage for stalking this chick
Cameron Frye Gets Fired From Comcast.....Hello Barstool Sports!
Okay last week I wrote a blog entitled "Who is Cameron Frye?" Just in case you're too lazy to click on the link here is a reminder of what I wrote;
Last week a reader from California sent me a link to something a local girl named Cameron Frye wrote on Deadspin. It was basically about going into a locker room and seeing a guy’s junk. Here is what she wrote:
One of the first times I went into a locker room, there was a player I needed to get sound bites from and I ended up finding him bent over, legs spread — greeting all of the reporters with a lovely image of his ass and his dangling sack. What made this incident more amusing was that he insisted on putting on a shirt before being interviewed on camera. Not shorts, but a shirt. Was he a man with his priorities in check, or just someone who wanted to air dry his balls?
Since I've started covering sports, I've seen enough cock to fill a few issues of Rent Boy magazine. Does it get in the way of me doing my job? Not at all. Of course, it's something you get used to. But I'm hardly some virginal creature who's never seen a grown man naked. I've watched enough porn and had enough low self-esteem sex to know what to expect when a guy takes off his clothes. You're in their environment and where they're most comfortable — so who gives a crap if they're talking to you while they're playing with their balls? It's not like they're forcing you to the ground, taking them out, putting them on your nose and giving you a roman war helmet. You just have to go in there and give them the same respect you'd expect back from them. Do you always get that? No, but in the end you're the bigger man and for some men out there, that's something they'll never be.
The view of naked flesh doesn't bother me. Although, what does bother me is athletes who wear Crocs. Now that's offensive.
— Cameron Frye can be found at the Garden covering the Boston Bruins for New England Comcast Sports Net and Wicked Good Sports. Originally from Boston, she got her start covering fashion for Bostonist.com. When asked who are the three people she would most like to go shopping with, Cameron's answers are Marc Jacobs, Isaac Mizrahi and Aaron Ward.
Long story short, the reader wanted to know if I ever heard of her, knew who she was, if she was hot, blah, blah, blah. You know the usual 20 questions. Anyway after doing some research/reading her bio, it turns out she covers the Bruins for Comcast.net. Unfortunately her shit on Comcast doesn’t have the same flair as the above piece. It’s almost like they sucked the life out of her or something. Well today is Cameron’s lucky day because Santa El Presidente wants to rescue her. Now I couldn’t find her email address so this goes out to Cameron wherever she may be;
Hey Cameron,
My name is Dave Portnoy. I loved your piece about seeing a guys junk that was on Deadspin. I run Barstool Sports. I don’t know if you’ve heard of us but we’re kind of a big deal. Anyway if you can bring the funny like you did in the below story on a regular basis we got a spot for you here at the Stool and would love for you to write for us.
PS – It helps if you’re hot. Email me….
Okay now for the next part of the story. Apparently the above blog led to Cameron Frye being fired at Comcast before the end of the day. I guess the Inside Track read what I wrote and called Comcast to get a quote about it. Comcast reacted calmly by firing her ass. I mean god forbid their writers be associated with good writing or worse yet associated with Barstool Sports. Either way once I found out the news , I swooped in like a hawk to take advantage of the situation. And after some high powered negotiations we were able to lure the unemployed Cameron Frye away from doing nothing and onto to the Barstool payroll. In your face Comcast! So without further ado here is Cameron Frye introducing herself to the Stoolies.
Not sure if this was a good move, I think she tries too hard to be a guy, and just tries to hard in general to be funny with her writing. I think there is potential, but she needs to be herself more
Nice Work El Pres, but more importantly, is she in fact hot? We still don't know.
Cameron nice article, now get in the kitchen and make me so bacon and eggs.
She's saying all of the right things but judgment has to be deferred until her pictures are posted.
Cam.. like the way you write... Comcast sucks..their stock is trading at about $14.82 and is poised to go lower.. Comcast's loss is the stools gain.
enjoy your run at the stool..
It talks to much.
Looks like Pres has a little something extra on the side.
So does this mean Cameron has officially replaced Manzo?
Welcome Cameron, great intro.
El Pres, good find and steal.........
Pics?
FINALLY someone who can write.
Wake up with Cameron?
This article is useless without pictures...
finally a girl who isn't afraid to tell it like it is
Bitting at the Tree Man's fingers just to get a look at "The Cameron"
Shrewd move by Prez.
Two questions...
#1 - Picture? (obviously)
#2 - What the eff is a mattress gator?
I'd put 200 bucks on this chick being a dyke
If I had to venture an educated guess I would say a mattress gator is someone who went to Pine Manor.
While slightly amusing and obviously already good at kissing all the stoolies asses with this post while also feeding into this barstool animal, she is most likely just another writer who knows little or nothing about sports or while else would she take this gig!
I think Mattress Gator is politically correct for Carpet-Muncher....so yes, she is lesbianic.
I have to agree with TJLuke....can we finally stick a fork in Manzo (thankfully)?
NOO
.... meanwhile on the other side of town Canton Rules sharpens her claws... If this leads to a Lois Griffin/ Gloria Ironbox throwdown at the next barstool party, all I can say is welcome!
she sounds like a barstool employee sex toy.
another writer who knows as much about sports as a rock... just what this site needs. im sure we'll all be surprised when she comes on here with bullshit one-sided stories makin excuses for anything bad that happens to boston. hire a legitimate sports guy who doesn't need to go off on a rant about dicks to grab attention.
Hey Cameron,
Show us your tits.
I think it's a mixed bag as of now. I would like a pic. I would like to see if she actually knows anything about sports. I agree with Jimmytubesocks.. seems like she's trying too hard.
Retarded Jets Fan weighs in on Week 17. Fucking retard.
If steven B knew anything about trigonometry he would know hes 4 sheets to the wind and 3 to the birds, jets by 3? you're kidding. broken record.
Good to see some bruins love, coerce your way into that locker room and get us the inside scoop and you'll find the respect here...
hello cameron, my legal given name is weezy baby. some like to call me "fag" or "homo" but i really like women. i have a friend named chav, hes a great guy, very quiet though you might not hear from him alot. you need to see mr. uncle buck about posing for some wake up with photos, please and thanks. and, rest assured if you make picks on any kind of game, you can be no worse than el pres. and i know nothing about hockey, so you and that guy who already does b's stuff keep up the good work.
seriously, mattress gator? wtf does that mean?
and map props to marty for the link. i laughed. i cried.
I'm guessing she went to florida or some other school with the gator as their logo.
Also retarded jet fan literally lost his mind...He talked to the Buffalo coaching staff and knows their game plan? Man brett favre has ruined this guys life even more so than before
wait, so does she want a "huge ass" diamond ring that's pink, or a huge "ass pink" diamond ring? what exactly is ass pink?
She's an emotional drunk, dykes don't have feelings...jimmy is right you try too hard, it was like getting jerked off but failing to bust. Quit blue ballin us Cameron, you sound hot so get on your knees and finish up. Overall nice pick-up ElPres but where's the photo!?
Looks like a solid pick.
And Soog, are you seriously talking shit about trivia? Theres only 1 Undefeated Trivia Messiah on this fucking blog.
Cameron, if youre hot, you can come play on my trivia team. I promise youll walk out with a nice Barstool t-shirt, and the urge to shower after talking to/be stared at by me for a couple hours.
The Oklahoma Chapter of the Stoolies loves the hire El Pres looking foward to this chick bringin the smack
mattress gator = pine manor student
the other school in Chestnut Hill is Pine Manor. Known as Pine Mattress.
Hence her line about going to "the other school" in Chestnut Hill.
Pine Manor's mascot is the Gator. The school newspaper is the Gator Gatzette.
Based on the comment regarding her big ass, hot she is not. Plus, if she was, her pics would accompany her article. That's just good business.....
Prez - its a sign: Ferris Bueller is on HBO right now
Welcome to Barstoolsports Cameron! Just think, you've already tied Manzo for the number of blogs in the month of December so you are off to a great start.
Get used to a bunch of puds on this message board - but no worries. After a while you'll tune them out like most of us have done.
Elpres - great job!
Happy Holidays all!
Hey cameron, I tried reading your intro..but lets get something straight between us here...
If you're gonna ramble on for longer than 2 paragraphs..throw some titty shots or something in there to keep our attention. I didn't come to a sports blog to read your lengthy drivel.
or, to learn about the fucking hills, for that matter Portnoy!
step up bitches!
FINALLY someone who can write.
— BantasBanter, Dec 26 2008, 2:51 pm
I agree and from Australian stoolies welcome. I'm the closet Harvard geek and don't let derekio's comments get to you. Once a day his master Chav, lets him out of his gimp suit to eat, crap, clean it and to type dribble on the computer.
Welcome Cameron, BSS might not have a B's press pass for you but at least now you can write fuck and cunt without being fired.
For all you fucktards crying for a "real" sports writer, there is a site called espn.com, they do a pretty good job covering sports.
Anyone ever meet that girl that is somewhat attractive, but just tells way too many dick jokes and throws around the word cunt a bit too much in order to validate herself in the eyes of men?
My question would be, why did that girl get hired for Barstool?
$50 she looks like Lisa Lampinelli.
Guys & Doll,
If she was attractive than El Prez would have posted a picture. That said, I say, who cares? If she's hideous or even remotely effable, the barrage of comments from the likes of this site will either empower or simply weed her out.
The force seems strong with this one. I say we keep her.
There is a plethora of sportswriters floating around, particularly in Beantown; however, it is rare to find someone who can produce a humorous piece with journalistic talent (flow, progression, grammar, etc.). I was very entertained by the telling of your locker room adventure and also enjoyed reading your introduction.
With regard to the abuse above, consider the sources. Think of it as Rush or an initiation to test your toughness. Hang in there and give as good as you get. Looking forward to reading more!
Chav didnt read this blog, but loves Texas Tech, Central Michigan, and West Va.
I hung out with this broad a couple days ago. She showed up at my apartment with a rack of Natty (when i requested Beast) and smelled like Popeyes chicken. We watched the B's game, and after the Krejci goal i pulled my cock out for a celebratory handjob at which time Mz. Frye told me she had just popped a blister on her palm and wasn't up for it. I proceeded to put her back on her (plus-sized) zamboni and ship her back to where she came. Here's how i found her, if anyone thinks i'm bullshitting. Matchup the linguistics to her blog today, its a perfect match........
ease up on the women's rights margaritavillain... i hope to god you yourself are a woman, otherwise youre just a gaping crev... ppl arent putting her through any gayass frat "rush" they're talkin about the shitty parts of her intro, nothing more
I think this century's Poet Laureate, Homer Simpson put it best.. BOOOOOORING .... I"M BOOOOOORED......
You lost me at "From the". Blah blah fuckity blah blah. My advise to you is to step up and bring it. If you think we will put up with useless drivel (i.e. AMALIE, I repeat everything I FUCKING read or hear, Brown) you are SORELY mistaken.
Step up, or give everyone head, then leave...
I gotta admit, that was a little mean spirited, but I feel sooooo much better..
Do you think BulletproofDouchbag is nervous that she might have to suck more cock than he does???
Nahhh ,I don't think she could either..
>>> Okay last week I wrote a blog entitled "Who is Cameron Frye?"
>>> Apparently the above blog led to Cameron Frye being fired at Comcast before the end of the day.
EP, you make that mistake all the time. You use the word "blog" when you should be using the word "post" or "article" (like in those above two quotes).
It's like if a reporter said "I wrote a great newspaper yesterday called "Why The Celtics Will Repeat This Year" He didn't write a newspaper, he wrote a column. Same thing you're doing.
It's like if a reporter said "I wrote a great newspaper yesterday called "Why The Celtics Will Repeat This Year" He didn't write a newspaper, he wrote a column. Same thing you're doing.
— Awesomeology, Dec 26 2008, 10:53 pm
wait, wait, wait...my head hurts.. so someone wrote a whole newspaper? then blogged about?? Pure genius in my book!
I think she tries a little too hard to be funny, we're a tough audience that never holds back how we really feel about the site's content. She probably is well aware of this and very conscious about it...it shows. However, there's always room for improvement. Welcome aboard.
I agree with El Prez: bonus pts for this broad if she's hot. However, I fear that is in no way the case. Hope I'm wrong, but a big ass lesbian isn't my idea of hot unless we're talking a Kim Kardashian who plays for the other team.
I say there's a 75% chance that this chick looks like Huey Lewis.
"I agree with El Prez: bonus pts for this broad if she's hot. However, I fear that is in no way the case. Hope I'm wrong, but a big ass lesbian isn't my idea of hot unless we're talking a Kim Kardashian who plays for the other team.
I say there's a 75% chance that this chick looks like Huey Lewis."
Huey Lewis! Thats good stuff! I say no pics....until i see a pic, in my mind she looks like Melissa Stark dropping the C word
Way to blow your load WAAYYY Too early on this one El Pres. This girl who - totally unprovoked - admitted she's a hipster (i.e one of the fat hairy c units that probably works at herrels and bathes in the coffee she serves me every morning)is an absolute clown. While i will admit her writing is decent (mainly because its sarcastic and dry) she's obviously a sasquatch and does not deserve to be on this site. Im all for putting an end to suffrage and equal rights for woman.... Okay thats a lie, but seriously - there's absolutely no way this works unless she is hot. I'm laying 10-1 odds this is one of Paula Poundstones bastard children that was the product of a 36 hour coke binge in the mid 80's. You know...before she started wearing pantsuits and adopting asian babies. And 20-1 El Pres tries to pull a fast one on us and posts a model picture he found on some corporate companies website. This picture will most likely include "Cameron" wearing a headset.
That is all.
Damn, there is a lot of hate in the room. Give the lady a chance for fuck sakes. If you have ex or current spousal issues take them out in another forum. In derekio's case sissy.com.
David Caruso in Jade... hysterical name.
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Breaking News: Tom Brady Engaged!
TMZ - Tom Brady proposed to Gisele on a private jet on XMAS eve -- and she said yes. Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne. Along with Brady and Gisele were her parents. We're told Brady was nervous before he popped the Q.
Who would have thought that the two most famous UMichigan Class of 99 alums would get engaged only a few months apart? I just guess it goes to show you that great minds think alike. So from one Michigan guy to another I say Congrats! The really weird thing is that I almost did that whole private Jet thing when I proposed to the First Lady, but thought it was a little played out. So I settled for doing it at a motel on the Cape. 6 of one, half dozen of the other.
Convicted Murderer Wants A New Trial Because Jurors and Deputies Were Having Sex While Sequestered In the Hotel
St. Louis — Eight years ago, a juror in a capital murder trial notified the judge that two other jurors had sex while sequestered — and that two sheriff's deputies guarding them had sex too. Now the man convicted of second-degree murder in that case is demanding a new trial on a claim that his lawyers did not do enough to persuade the judge that the escapades tainted the verdict. The issue is back before St. Louis Circuit Judge Julian Bush, who presided over the 2000 trial of Roberto Dunn, now 34, who was convicted of killing his girlfriend's mother. In August 2000, about two weeks after the conviction, Bush got a letter from a juror making the accusations. "Sexual liberties by deputy sheriffs were rampant also," In her letter, Thompson accused two jurors of having sex with each other during two evenings at a hotel where the panel stayed. She said jurors believed the two sheriff's deputies assigned to the case were having sex with each other while on duty at the hotel. "Acts of sex and insubordination were scandalous and unspeakable …" Thompson wrote. She testified in the recent hearing that she heard sexual noises coming from the next hotel room. Stroup said Thompson "was very upset" about the sexual contact. "Because of the seriousness of the case, she was concerned how lightly these other jurors took their responsibility. She was more than willing to testify on (Dunn's) behalf."
I’ve read this story like 9 times and I still fail to see what I’m missing. So a couple jurors and a couple deputies were fucking during this murder case. Big deal. I mean isn’t that to be expected anytime you put up people in hotel rooms? It automatically becomes like Spring Break. I thought everybody knew this. But how does having sex taint the verdict? It’s not like they showed up to court drunk. If you ask me this just sounds like another textbook example of a fat bitch who was jealous that the hot juror got to hookup while she sat alone in her room eating pretzels and watching Matlock and now she’s out for revenge. So if that means letting a murderer walk free than so be it. Fucking fat bitches. Their anger knows no bounds.
I’ve Officially Seen It All: Girl Who Has Basketball For Legs Wants To Compete In 2012 Paralympics! Not Kidding….
WeirdChinaNews.com - Qian Hongyan, who was forced to use half a basketball as her prosthetic body, has inspired millions recently with her ambition to compete as a swimmer in the 2012 Paralympics in London. The 10 year-old was injured tragically in an auto accident when she was only 3 years old. To insure her survival, the doctors were forced to amputate her legs.Qian’s family, living in Zhuangxia, China, was unable to afford modern prosthetics and instead used a half a basketball to get around on. Once on the ball she uses two wooden props to help her move around.
Just when I think I’ve seen it all I get a story about a girl who has a basketball for legs. God Bless America! Or in this case China! Although I’ve become so immune to this type of shit that I was actually kind of surprised and disappointed when I found out she wasn’t born with the basketball attached to her. I guess that type of shit only happens in India.
PS - This chick is totally going to dominate the Paralympics. I mean look at that last picture. She has like superhuman basketball leg strength in her arms or something.
Hot Ass Beauty Queen Arrested For Trafficking Guns, Drugs and Money
I wonder if this bitch is free yet? I mean chicks like this don't stay arrested. Seriously she could kill my parents and I'd turn the other cheek just if she let me grope her ass a little bit. So there is just no way the Mexicans cops in the ski masks going to be able to resist a little fuck for freedom type arrangement. Because trust me when I say nothing beats beauty queen druglord sex. It's as good as it gets.
Mark Wahlberg's Tshirt Was Confusing to Me
Listen I ordinarily don't care what people wear to sporting events. But how does Mark Wahlberg not wear a Celtics World Championship shirt to yesterday's game in LA? Or at least something fucking green? I mean isn't it his job to rub it in everybody's face that we smashed the shit out of them last year in the Finals? Instead he goes with a red Pac Man Knows shirt. What the fuck does that even mean? Get over yourself dude.
UPDATE: - Apparently this is a Manny Pacquiao tshirt. A reader pointed out that Wahlberg is a big Pacman fan and actually showed up to his training in 24/7 on HBO. I guess that makes sense. Still doesn't make sense why he didn't wear some green,, but whatever..
Fucking awesome. Prez, you know where I stand on Tree man too.
Welcome Cameron. Prez is going to recruit you for his shitty trivia team. I'm Soog. You'll be telling me how my ass tastes.