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LAtimes - Orange County Sheriff's Department says it arrested Hope Jacoby, 23, on suspicion of engaging in sex acts with an underage boy. She has worked with athletes at the school for a year. An athletic trainer at Tustin High School has been arrested on suspicion of engaging in unlawful sex acts with a student at the school, an Orange County sheriff's spokesman said Wednesday. Hope Jacoby, 23, who has worked with athletes at the school for the last year, was arrested last week on suspicion of oral copulation of a minor and unlawful sex with a minor, said Sheriff's Department spokesman Jim Amormino.  Sheriff's deputies were informed of the unlawful acts by someone who saw a text message photograph, Amormino said. The boy was between 14 and 17 years old.

I’ve been getting pounded with emails regarding this story for the past 48 hours.  I was hoping Jerry would pull himself away from his fucking family for one second and cover this for us, but apparently he is too busy being a “good father” on Christmas. Dude get your priorities straight Jerry!  Smut first.  Family 2^nd.  I mean a blowjob face like this waits for nobody! 

Anyway can you imagine the line at Tustin High School trainers table of kids waiting to get their ankles taped and their dick sucked before games?  Seriously I'd be pulling my groin like it was going out of style. My only question is why did this chick get arrested? Doesn't the 2nd amendment or one of those other useless amendments specifically protect hot trainers who love to suck cock? I mean if the Constitution doesn't protect hot sluts then what's the point of even having it in the first place? And yes I think this goes without saying.  The first person to get us a picture of the “text message” of her sucking down some pole wins a free barstool hat.  It’s the least we can do!   Merry Fucking Christmas and a Happy New Year indeed!

Just your average bisexual, cock worshiping , hug loving slut according to Hope's Myspace Page

-kudos to Busted Coverage for stalking this chick

Okay last week I wrote a blog entitled "Who is Cameron Frye?" Just in case you're too lazy to click on the link here is a reminder of what I wrote;

From Tuesday.....

Last week a reader from California sent me a link to something a local girl named Cameron Frye wrote on Deadspin.  It was basically about going into a locker room and seeing a guy’s junk. Here is what she wrote:

One of the first times I went into a locker room, there was a player I needed to get sound bites from and I ended up finding him bent over, legs spread — greeting all of the reporters with a lovely image of his ass and his dangling sack. What made this incident more amusing was that he insisted on putting on a shirt before being interviewed on camera. Not shorts, but a shirt. Was he a man with his priorities in check, or just someone who wanted to air dry his balls?

Since I've started covering sports, I've seen enough cock to fill a few issues of Rent Boy magazine. Does it get in the way of me doing my job? Not at all. Of course, it's something you get used to. But I'm hardly some virginal creature who's never seen a grown man naked. I've watched enough porn and had enough low self-esteem sex to know what to expect when a guy takes off his clothes. You're in their environment and where they're most comfortable — so who gives a crap if they're talking to you while they're playing with their balls? It's not like they're forcing you to the ground, taking them out, putting them on your nose and giving you a roman war helmet. You just have to go in there and give them the same respect you'd expect back from them. Do you always get that? No, but in the end you're the bigger man and for some men out there, that's something they'll never be.

The view of naked flesh doesn't bother me. Although, what does bother me is athletes who wear Crocs. Now that's offensive.

— Cameron Frye can be found at the Garden covering the Boston Bruins for New England Comcast Sports Net and Wicked Good Sports. Originally from Boston, she got her start covering fashion for Bostonist.com. When asked who are the three people she would most like to go shopping with, Cameron's answers are Marc Jacobs, Isaac Mizrahi and Aaron Ward.

Long story short, the reader wanted to know if I ever heard of her, knew who she was, if she was hot, blah, blah, blah.  You know the usual 20 questions.   Anyway after doing some research/reading her bio, it turns out she covers the Bruins for Comcast.net.  Unfortunately her shit on Comcast doesn’t have the same flair as the above piece.   It’s almost like they sucked the life out of her or something.  Well today is Cameron’s lucky day because Santa El Presidente wants to rescue her.   Now I couldn’t find her email address so this goes out to Cameron wherever she may be;

Hey Cameron,

My name is Dave Portnoy.  I loved your piece about seeing a guys junk that was on Deadspin.  I run Barstool Sports.  I don’t know if you’ve heard of us but we’re kind of a big deal.  Anyway if you can bring the funny like you did in the below story on a regular basis we got a spot for you here at the Stool and would love for you to write for us.  

PS – It helps if you’re hot.   Email me….

Okay now for the next part of the story. Apparently the above blog led to Cameron Frye being fired at Comcast before the end of the day. I guess the Inside Track read what I wrote and called Comcast to get a quote about it. Comcast reacted calmly by firing her ass. I mean god forbid their writers be associated with good writing or worse yet associated with Barstool Sports. Either way once I found out the news , I swooped in like a hawk to take advantage of the situation. And after some high powered negotiations we were able to lure the unemployed Cameron Frye away from doing nothing and onto to the Barstool payroll. In your face Comcast! So without further ado here is Cameron Frye introducing herself to the Stoolies.

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TMZ - Tom Brady proposed to Gisele on a private jet on XMAS eve -- and she said yes. Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne. Along with Brady and Gisele were her parents. We're told Brady was nervous before he popped the Q.

Who would have thought that the two most famous UMichigan Class of 99 alums would get engaged only a few months apart? I just guess it goes to show you that great minds think alike. So from one Michigan guy to another I say Congrats! The really weird thing is that I almost did that whole private Jet thing when I proposed to the First Lady, but thought it was a little played out. So I settled for doing it at a motel on the Cape. 6 of one, half dozen of the other.

St. Louis — Eight years ago, a juror in a capital murder trial notified the judge that two other jurors had sex while sequestered — and that two sheriff's deputies guarding them had sex too. Now the man convicted of second-degree murder in that case is demanding a new trial on a claim that his lawyers did not do enough to persuade the judge that the escapades tainted the verdict. The issue is back before St. Louis Circuit Judge Julian Bush, who presided over the 2000 trial of Roberto Dunn, now 34, who was convicted of killing his girlfriend's mother. In August 2000, about two weeks after the conviction, Bush got a letter from a juror making the accusations. "Sexual liberties by deputy sheriffs were rampant also," In her letter, Thompson accused two jurors of having sex with each other during two evenings at a hotel where the panel stayed. She said jurors believed the two sheriff's deputies assigned to the case were having sex with each other while on duty at the hotel. "Acts of sex and insubordination were scandalous and unspeakable …" Thompson wrote. She testified in the recent hearing that she heard sexual noises coming from the next hotel room. Stroup said Thompson "was very upset" about the sexual contact. "Because of the seriousness of the case, she was concerned how lightly these other jurors took their responsibility. She was more than willing to testify on (Dunn's) behalf."

I’ve read this story like 9 times and I still fail to see what I’m missing.    So a couple jurors and a couple deputies were fucking during this murder case.  Big deal.  I mean isn’t that to be expected anytime you put up people in hotel rooms?  It automatically becomes like Spring Break.   I thought everybody knew this. But how does having sex taint the verdict? It’s not like they showed up to court drunk.   If you ask me this just sounds like another textbook example of a fat bitch who was jealous that the hot juror got to hookup while she sat alone in her room eating pretzels and watching Matlock and now she’s out for revenge.  So if that means letting a murderer walk free than so be it.   Fucking fat bitches.  Their anger knows no bounds.

WeirdChinaNews.com - Qian Hongyan, who was forced to use half a basketball as her prosthetic body, has inspired millions recently with her ambition to compete as a swimmer in the 2012 Paralympics in London.  The 10 year-old was injured tragically in an auto accident when she was only 3 years old. To insure her survival, the doctors were forced to amputate her legs.Qian’s family, living in Zhuangxia, China, was unable to afford modern prosthetics and instead used a half a basketball to get around on. Once on the ball she uses two wooden props to help her move around.

Just when I think I’ve seen it all I get a story about a girl who has a basketball for legs.  God Bless America!   Or in this case China!  Although I’ve become so immune to this type of shit that I was actually kind of surprised and disappointed when I found out she wasn’t born with the basketball attached to her.   I guess that type of shit only happens in India.

PS - This chick is totally going to dominate the Paralympics. I mean look at that last picture. She has like superhuman basketball leg strength in her arms or something.

- Thanks to sportsrubbish for tip

I wonder if this bitch is free yet? I mean chicks like this don't stay arrested. Seriously she could kill my parents and I'd turn the other cheek just if she let me grope her ass a little bit. So there is just no way the Mexicans cops in the ski masks going to be able to resist a little fuck for freedom type arrangement. Because trust me when I say nothing beats beauty queen druglord sex. It's as good as it gets.

Listen I ordinarily don't care what people wear to sporting events. But how does Mark Wahlberg not wear a Celtics World Championship shirt to yesterday's game in LA? Or at least something fucking green? I mean isn't it his job to rub it in everybody's face that we smashed the shit out of them last year in the Finals? Instead he goes with a red Pac Man Knows shirt. What the fuck does that even mean? Get over yourself dude.

UPDATE: - Apparently this is a Manny Pacquiao tshirt. A reader pointed out that Wahlberg is a big Pacman fan and actually showed up to his training in 24/7 on HBO. I guess that makes sense. Still doesn't make sense why he didn't wear some green,, but whatever..